A long time ago, a seemingly wise, old, green being of an unspecific species stole a human’s lunch and asked, “how you get so big eating food of this kind?” So maybe his wiseness is questionable. Also of questionable wiseness: purchasing any of the following Star Wars-themed kitchen wares to celebrate Star Wars Day, May 4th.
- R2-D2 Measuring Cups (pictured above) [via: ThinkGeek]
Jawas make a lifestyle out of deconstructing droids and they get zero to few cupcakes out of it. This should at last add some flavor to bland Tatooine days. At least utinni bit.
- Imperial Insignia Mug [via: Amazon]
If anyone needs a morning pick-me-up, it’s an imperial storm trooper. They take some big public landspeeder to a grueling job where there’s almost no upward mobility; the uniform have no flair; and their boss’ boss’ boss’ boss can choke them with his fingers.
- Lightsaber Chopsticks [via: Amazon]
Unless your dinner is made out of Mandalorian Iron (sup, nerds?), these should slice right through it. Regardless, any vehicle that moves Ching-He Huang’s GeneraL Tso’s Chicken onto your tongue is probably a worthy investment.
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